gbob wrote:I've said it before, and I'll say it again. You know why the Sharks suck?
Because a shark doesn't belong on ice.
Look, if you're on the ocean and a shark is coming after your ass, it's game over. Scary fucking animals, I'll agree.
What if you see a shark on ice?
Not so scary. In fact, you would probably think "sushi" if you were hungry.
Don't name your team after something that is fucking weak on ice. A Bruin? Sure. Meeting a bear on ice is pretty dangerous. Canadian? Well, Canadians aren't dangerous anywhere, because they're so fucking polite and shit, but still more risky than a god damn shark on the ice. Senators? No, again not scary on ice. Red Wings? Well, screwing a girl on the rag is risky no matter what the climate is.
The point is, the Sharks suck.
Hmmm....I might have had a few beers to many.
Please, keep your analyses coming. How does a Buffalo do on the ice? Or is that a Sabre?
