Hey asshats, I'm still here for now
This has to be the slowest fucking storm evar! I planned on popping an adderall tonight so I could stay up and watch the carnage, but it looks like we won't get hit until tomorrow.
I'll try and update ya'll as much as I can, we've been through worse, but these fucking things can spin off tornadoes which throws a chaos factor in. Also, as slow as this shit is, we may get over a foot of rain really quick (I don't have flood insurance
)
On a brighter note, I have a generator so my food, and more importantly, my beer, will be fine. (as long as my brewery doesn't fucking flood)
Drinking a hurricane right now
I built my hop trellisses to fold down for picking/hurricanes
and my yard has been cleared of 18 chairs, 2 tables, awning over hot tub, + countless other things that took forever to stash.