Re: ... And in today's police reports

Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:18 am

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Re: ... And in today's police reports

Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:25 am

TheDarkSide wrote:Wrong safe...wrong time. :pop
http://www.wmur.com/news/nh-news/2-men- ... index.html

That's just Darwin at work. :D
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Re: ... And in today's police reports

Thu Oct 10, 2013 10:32 am

Dirk McLargeHuge wrote:
TheDarkSide wrote:Wrong safe...wrong time. :pop
http://www.wmur.com/news/nh-news/2-men- ... index.html

That's just Darwin at work. :D


+1. That Darwin guy was really onto something.
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Re: ... And in today's police reports

Thu Oct 10, 2013 9:02 pm

My favorite line from a scientific article was from Lima and Dill 1989. "Few failures, however, are as unforgiving as the failure to avoid a predator: being killed greatly decreases future fitness." Quite the understatement!
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Re: ... And in today's police reports

Sat Oct 12, 2013 6:19 am

Police took a report from a caller who said he had seen a man with dark, curly hair. The caller said that he had been instructed by police to call if he saw a man with dark, curly hair.

The cops must be having their annual scavenger hunt.

A bunch of kids were playing on a 25th Avenue playground unsupervised. A woman who wanted the children quieted down thought if they were supervised they wouldn't be so noisy.


A man thought a bobcat was under his Magenta Road porch. Also, his cat was missing, which he thought could be related.

I have nothing to do with this. Promise.

And just for Dirk...
Smoke coming from a house on Kelly Canyon Road was from a burn barrel.
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Re: ... And in today's police reports

Sat Oct 12, 2013 3:35 pm

Ozwald wrote:And just for Dirk...
Smoke coming from a house on Kelly Canyon Road was from a burn barrel.

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Re: ... And in today's police reports

Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:02 am

A caller said someone is getting into the caller's trash at night and scattering it about.

Yeah, someone. It couldn't possibly be a dog, raccoon, bear... all of which we have plenty of.
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Re: ... And in today's police reports

Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:35 am

A man left a municipal courtroom after the judge said he would be going to jail.

??? ... and in other 'news' a car left the McDonald's parking lot after receiving their drive-thru order.
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