Re: ... And in today's police reports

Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:52 pm

mordantly wrote:i had a cat for 13 years like this.. nobody could make him do anything he didnLt want to... i trained him well.

Pretty sure yours is quite a bit smaller than Ozwalds.... his cat is bigger too.
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Re: ... And in today's police reports

Tue Nov 05, 2013 5:26 am

I missed this one yesterday:

A woman called upset that she could no longer take free showers at Bozeman Hot Springs.

The place is a sulpher-bomb, but what the hell are the police going to do?

And today:
At 1:25a, two intoxicated people told an officer their car was stolen. They then recanted their story and said they just wanted a cab ride home because they were too drunk to find their car.

First, why didn't they just call the cab in the first place? Second, admitting to a cop that you're ready to get a DUI, just as soon as you can find your car?

A man had questions about how to get rid of cats on his Kandace Lane property.

They should get him in touch with the trailer guy from a couple weeks ago.
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Tue Nov 05, 2013 7:05 am

Just get him in touch with Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys. He will travel far and wide for some fucking nice kitties.
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Re: ... And in today's police reports

Tue Nov 05, 2013 12:18 pm

PorkSlapper wrote:Just get him in touch with Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys. He will travel far and wide for some fucking nice kitties.



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Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:44 am

A man whose gas fireplace hasn't worked in two years said he didn't want to start it without someone who knows how to work it. He was told to call a company that would service his fireplace.

Wow. Just... wow.
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Sat Nov 09, 2013 5:01 am

A man reported that his car was stolen at the mall. He then remembered he drove his truck, not his car, and the vehicle was not actually stolen.
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Sun Nov 10, 2013 7:41 pm

when i had 3 cars and 2 motorcycles in the rotation, once in a while i would forget which vehicle i drove and wander around looking for the wrong one.
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Re: ... And in today's police reports

Tue Nov 12, 2013 5:27 am

mordantly wrote:when i had 3 cars and 2 motorcycles in the rotation, once in a while i would forget which vehicle i drove and wander around looking for the wrong one.

I'm guessing today's is about you too, then:

A man reported receiving a spam notification on his computer from the "FBI" telling him that he viewed too much porn.

I'm guessing you were just asking what the limit actually was & if it was calculated daily or weekly, right?
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