Which of the following BEST describes you?

I'm not a fatty, and I don't have beard.
12
21%
I don't have beer gut, but I have a sweet beard.
8
14%
I have a gut, but I keep the face smooth.
11
20%
I've got the full package, the gut and the beard.
7
13%
I'm a female and/or I don't fit in the above categories.
1
2%
Pants? What are pants?
17
30%
 
Total votes : 56

Brewer stereotypes

Sat May 10, 2014 6:49 pm

I enjoy when I see stereotypes come true. I guess I'm just an ass like that. Anyway I was wondering how many of you have beards and/or beer guts.
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Re: Brewer stereotypes

Sat May 10, 2014 6:50 pm

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Re: Brewer stereotypes

Sun May 11, 2014 1:09 am

Invalid poll, cannot vote. :nutters:
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Re: Brewer stereotypes

Sun May 11, 2014 1:54 am

I'm slightly overweight more in shape than not with stubble. I voted for #1 and I feel like it's disingenuous. :D
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Re: Brewer stereotypes

Sun May 11, 2014 7:50 am

no gut and the beard depends on the time of year ... clean shaven in the summer and full beard (periodically trimmed) in the winter.
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Re: Brewer stereotypes

Sun May 11, 2014 9:52 am

I had a huge walrus mustache that I'd been growing the last couple years, but I just shaved it off a few weeks ago. No gut either, but I have put on a bit of weight this winter. I quit smoking & exactly 2 weeks later I broke my ankle. I'm getting rid of it bit by bit though.
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Re: Brewer stereotypes

Sun May 11, 2014 10:18 am

I shave once per month and have a gut, I try to grow a beard every month but it's too gosh darned itchy!
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Re: Brewer stereotypes

Sun May 11, 2014 5:08 pm

ScottyB-Brewing wrote:I shave once per month and have a gut, I try to grow a beard every month but it's too gosh darned itchy!



Thats because you shave it every month! Once they are in they don't itch. At least thats how it works for me. You could also use beer to numb the itching.
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