This story is going to seem farfetched, but I can assure you it is true.
So a couple of weeks ago I was in my local supermarket in a suburb of St. Louis buying who knows what.
There were a few people at the self checkout next to me. One was a guy wearing a fedora. I thought I knew him but couldn't place him. It was driving me crazy.
He was having trouble with the self checkout and I was staring. The attendant came over to help. I left and it bothered me for a week. Tonight it hit me and I contacted bloberglawp.
It was him, I'm not kidding. He was buying donuts and fruit for his little glawps.
10 feet away. Crazy. He has confirmed he was at that store and the whole story about difficulty with the self checkout.
Blober lives in Canada out in the middle of nowhere. The likelihood he would exit in my city in Missouri and go to a supermarket that I happened to stop at are probably ridiculously high. I'm kind of freaked out by it.
Blober, please confirm that this indeed happened.
