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Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:06 am

Pierre Mapleview. Hmm, no good. Let's try another pet and another address - Tiger Lancaster. A little better maybe. Sophie Leap? Not for a male porn star anyway. Otis Walnut. Damn, I need to move and get a new pet.
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Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:22 am

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Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:04 pm

Mine would be "Luv Paul".

I think I can live with that.

"Hi, I'm Luv Paul.. I understand there's a problem with your plumbing?"
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Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:37 pm

Panzer Cherokee

I am guessing I wouldn't get a lot of Marquee's with that. Not like 'Buster Valley' (that is too awesome).
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Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:42 pm

I grew up in a small town, and the street I lived on actually didn't have a name, just a postal route, which makes my porn name sound like some kind of Sci-Fi pr0n.


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Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:43 pm

"Freddie Cathay". Sounds like a used-car salesman.
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Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:45 pm

Mark Route 1


You could go with Mark Root
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Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:57 pm

Dixie Carl-Nielsen

Okay thats just so wrong. But, with three names, i could be a pornstar serial killer, ehh???! well, kinda cool.
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