Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:47 pm

[size=12]You gotta be F’ing kidding me. I was just about to hit submit with my post and my whole GD computer crashed on me.I lost the whole thing. I can guarantee what I had written before was a lot better, but what the hell am I supposed to do about it now??? Note to self….make sure you write this in an e-mail, that gets saved every few moments, and paste into forum if you have a computer that has a personal vendetta against you.I HATE this stupid ass machine

:jnj Alright, here we go again. First off, I am a retard, so I have NO idea how to post my picture. Maybe someone will be able to help me with that???

Also, I am sure pretty much NONE of you know me. So to briefly introduce myself am Justin’s BOSS and I use that term loosely because I don’t feel like a boss. I am much cooler than a boss. I actually hang out with my employees (there is a first time for everything). And I am younger than Justin…ha ha ha ha!! So needless to say, I am extremely proud of Justin and what he has built this past year. I too have a passion for good beer so I only wish I would have been GEEKY enough…I mean Brilliant enough to come up with something like this. Or at least be on the ground floor of it. Had it not been for that “C” word (which Daniela says so proudly and loudly…the girl has moxie) I use to work with at FREE FM, I would have been involved with his radio show. But I digress. I am glad I am now part of the Crossley POSSEE!!! You got a great group of friends goin on.

Okay…let’s see if I can remember ANYTHING I wrote. Oh….I laughed my ass off while reading Bub’s hangover story. While fairly accurate, there were some details that didn’t actually happen, but I am sure he threw them in for the humor and it worked. Sorry to bust your balls man. Anyone who was sitting within a mile of me when I read that last night must have thought I was nuts I was laughing so loud. In fact, I am going to copy and paste that post and send it by e-mail to everyone I know to prove that my little ANGEL
:twisted: self hung out with all you CRAZY ASS people.


Now for the sort of serious part. Justin….I could not be prouder than you. When I read your post, I laughed, but it also made me tear up. I could tell you were truly touched by the turn out and by seeing the result of your blood, sweat (you should see his home studio people in the peanut gallery) and tears. You are a true talent man. People like you are few and far between. I wish I had the innate talent like you. Maybe I would be somewhere better today. I truly see you making something of yourself in this business (Beer or Radio really…but I was talking about Radio). Maybe we’ll open a brewery someday together. Between my love for drinking beer, and you and my cousins love for making beer….it’s a match made in heaven. I got nothin’ but l love for you man.

Lastly, to clear up a few issues in Bub’s Hysterical post.

1. Shaun and Doc did in fact clean up the limo. But,I am sorry, I gotta get some credit for that too because cleaning up puke (especially Chad and Joe’s Puke) is just nasty. But, when you have had more beer than you can even count on 2 hands and 2 feet :aaron2 ……the maternal side comes in, at least on me, and you gotta clean up that limo when 9 other people are about to get in. To Bub’s defense, we were all pretty wasted, and he didn’t even know who I was till later in the night. Hell, he probably still has no idea who I am. By the way, it was about 200 degrees in there. Another thing...remind me to NEVER FUCK with Justin. That boy has a temper when little Indian men are mouthy to him, so can you imagine how he might mess up a little blonde girl???

2. I am pretty sure I started the standing “O” when Justin walked in. I saw him coming in as I was near the balcony and I alerted the whole mezzanine (is that the right word) that Justin was coming. I stood up and started clapping my hands and everyone followed. I was a leader for once…YAY!!! I have to admit I teared up at that point. Justin, be a man and just admit you cried like a toddler who crapped himself. I saw it….don’t be so F’ing Macho.

3. I answered the door when the Sherriff rang the bell. When he told me and I quote “I have gotten reports of Strange men singing in your back yard”, all I could do was laugh my ass off. I told him, yeah, what is even funnier is that they are singing Britney Spear’s "Hit me baby one more time" (Yes I edited it. I had it right song in the version that got deleted, but rewriting it, I made a mistake...it was late) right now. He laughed. What cool cops “It’s 75 degrees in Pacheco” has. Then Daniela comes to the door in her sheet and nothing else. I don’t know if she flashed him her luscious rack or what, but by the time I walked to the back yard to tell everyone there was a sheriff there and peeled myself off the floor because I collapsed from non curable laughter, he was gone. Too Fucking funny. Between the actual evening and reading the posts reporting on the aftermath, I can honestly say I have not laughed so much in the past year. I know, I am a loser. What can I say..

Thank you all for a very memorable evening. I hope to be a part of this awesome extravaganza for many years to come. It would be my honor to call people like all of you friends.
:jnj

KIM
Last edited by Kimpossible on Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:41 am, edited 3 times in total.
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Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:17 pm

Did I meet you? I don't remember. You might have been the blonde that let me have some of her pizza.
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Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:28 pm

Ha!!!! That would be me. I had to order another pizza because of you damn it. I was still hungry. LOL : ) I needed something to absorbe all of that premium IPA I was guzzling all night.
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Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:43 am

:shock: All I remember from all of Kimpossibles post is one thing. Not the funny stories of her version of puking guy in the limo, not the heartfelt congrats to the brewcasters. No. I remember the part about Daniela possibly flashing the cop. :cry: I want to be a cop instead of a fire fighter now :cry: . Maybe next time I'll pic the right profession.
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Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:23 am

Ok to respond to Kimberly
I know how you LOVE to be called Kimberly :twisted:

Point 1 cleaning up the limo - Yeah others may have helped... I was just trying to not get us into more trouble by whooping some ass.

Point 3 - I was trying to protect Daniela's dignity... Oh well it was a trip... and it was Hit Me Baby One More Time not Oops I Did It Again... Duh! :lol: I should know I was singing bass.

KIM[/size][size=12]

I wouldn't have guessed anything bigger than a size 5... shows what I know.

Oh ShaunO... wonder why Both you And Kim had the same problem.... Hmmmmmmm Hmmmmmm Hmmmmmm

Also I was trying to save your reputation Kim.... It's on! :lol:

It was great meeting you all in CA... except Wezil... what a dope :o
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Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:45 am

Very well written J dog and you're welcome. I'm more than glad I stumbled upon the BN and am now involved in the circle of gay. Totally wish I could thank you guys in person, but that'll have to wait till next year I'm sure. :( My beer is improving with every brew and it's because of ya'll! I know I haven't been brewing long, but I took many things for granted until listening to you guys... I'm sure it would be the same way if I never did.

EVERYTIME I meet a fellow homebrewer one of the questions I ask is 'Do you listen to The Brewing Network??'. I then rave about how it's the best resource for homebrewing and they add humour which makes it even better. Well, just wanted to say... Thanks TBN gang.

Now on to the next long post in purple text...
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Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:42 am

Alright Bub...I got rid of the size 12. You are right. size 5 is much more accurate
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thanks

Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:24 am

Well, thanks for sharing the pizza (or at least not stopping me from eating some of it...hah sorry)
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