Oh shit. Here we go. Just what I need. You'd think she'd learned her lesson when her sister gave me my Mr. Beer Kit for Christmas back in 2002.....
My wife bought me a Masterbuilt Electric Smoker for Christmas.
I now have 2 chickens smoking away in the back yard. Keeping it simple first time out. Pecan wood, 200F, a basic store-bought rub. Brined the birds overnight with kosher salt and sugar. I also have a nice bottle of Aecht Schlenkerla Rauchbier Maerzen just sitting there waiting in the fridge.