Robust porter seemed to ferment fine (1.062- 1.014). 1 week in primary, 2 in secondary. Racked to bottling bucket, added priming sugar solution to first inch or two of beer in bucket and just continued transfer. Bottling went fine. In bottles for two weeks, at roughly 66-67 degrees in bedroom closet. Pulled a couple bottles and chilled for the weekend. Cracked on last night and got very little of "that sound" when popping top. Poured into pint glass and got NO head whatsoever. Looked like flat Coke. I drank it regardless. Still has the right taste, but not carbonation.
Will try the second bottle later today. I might then pull a bottle form the other 12-pack boxes to see if one particular portion of the bottling process got all the sugar, as I didn't mix the beer in the bottling bucket. I trusted the priming sugar solution to mix as the beer was racked in.
I had one previous batch be really uneven in carbonation due to chilling the priming sugar solution too much and then not mixing it. Have mixed gently with my SS spoon ever since, but forgot to with the porter. But the one I opened literally had NO cabonation, not just too little. Worried there might be a bigger issue.





