"Touch the Felt (Freakin' Out)" Extended Version

[rich]

Ok, this song still sucks, but now it sucks even more. First we brought you fifty nine seconds of pain. Now you get a full two minutes and twenty eight seconds of bull schit. Before you scoff, I challenge you to identify the instrument after the guitar solo. One user in the chat room described it as a puppet solo. I pissed my pants at that.

Listen to the new version and identify the instrument of the wierd solo.

Touch The Felt Long Time

[BeerPal]

Listen to the new version and identify the instrument of the wierd solo.

I almost wanna say you were rubbing a balloon to get that sound.

[Ozbrewer]

your either deep throating a mic, or you have a mic on your voice box like a ghetto canza cazzo

[gregb]

Wiping steam off of a bathroom mirror

My first thought was: "What is he doing to that poor chicken?"

Cheers,
Greg

[Ziggy-san]

You're either fingering monkey's prostate, rubbing a mirror, or playing a euphonium or tuba.

I'm going with the monkey.

[pc]

Ok, this song still sucks, but now it sucks even more.

I don't think it sucks at all. I've heard far crappier stuff on the radio.

As for the solo, is that a beer bottle rubbing on anus? Ewww. I can't believe I went there. I sound like JP.

[rich]

It is a real musical instrument...Although I like the monkey idea...

[Lars]

I dont remember what it is called, but I believe it is a percussion instrument sort of like a drum but it has a stick running down the middle. You make the sound by rubbing the stick and sort of control the sound using the head part.

Ok, I know this sound really perverted, but it is a real instrument!